The Dick
There was a man who asked this hot girl if I win the baseball game will you fuck me |
Melissa is so gay
melissa is so gay that her mom is gay too |
KEISHA COLE
WHAT DID KEISHA COLE SAY WHEN SHE GOT AN F ON A TEST (I SHOULD HAVE CHEATED) |
First Sexual Experience
A little kid tells his dad,"Dad! Dad! I just had my first sexual experience!"
The dad tells his son,"So son how it feel?"
Son replys,"Oh! My ass still hurts!" |
The dog and the lady
There was once a dog who said to a women if he could get some.The lady said what? the dog said bend over and touch your toes tell me wat you gonna do get low get low the lady said oh ok. Now what do i do? The dog says spread your legs and let me in she said ok, and then the dog saw what she had down there in her panties and said man your worse than... |
Blodies
How many Blonde jokes are there?
None cause there all true!! |
Jessie Twoine
Man wanted for pleasuring himself on a park bench and helping him self to little children as they play while there mothers look a way just for a second. 10,000 dollar reward just kidding. |
NOT A DOLLAR!
Me and my friends had just rode our bikes into a small town 3 miles away from our house when we got hungry. We went into a local store to buy some chips and soda. Since we were wearing swimsuits tops (with beaters over them) and shorts we had no pockets. We got the idea to put our money in that little space with the bra supporter thingy. After we f... |
Something
red is red green is green open your legs and ill make you scream |
Black
you so black when you went to night school they marked you absent |
Black
you so black when you threw yourself of a building somebody shouted darkness falls! |
Dolphins
What do you get when you cross a dolphin and a ball?
A ballphin!! |
Fire at will
If your in the army, and your name was Will, will you be scared if someone said FIRE AT WILL! |
Disneyland
One day 2 blondes decided to go to disneyland Paris.
After leaving the airport they borrowed a car.
Soon they saw a sign say DISNEYLAND LEFT so they turned round and went home. |
Blone in a bar
Two blone walk in a bar and say "oww" |
Ass
ya mom got more hair on her ass then the top of her head. |
The fuckin pakies
Q; How many pakies can you fit in a car
A; as many as you want shit squishes. |
Hehe
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How Black You Are
How Black You Are? You so black your teeth so yellow when you smile you look like a pittsburg steelers helmet |
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