How Black You Are
How Black You Are? You so black your teeth so yellow when you smile you look like a pittsburg steelers helmet |
Funniest joke ever made
(Q)whatis the tallest building in rapid rapid city (A)the library because it has so many stories |
3 guys
There was 3 guys going to the beach to see the bigest sand castle in the world.
The 1st guy went in the sand castle and heard a voice that said "I got you were I want you and now im gonna eat you" He got scared and went out and told the 2nd guy to gu in.
The 2nd guy went in and heard the voice that said "I got you wher... |
Aglass of water
I was putting my sons to bed earley one Friday night in preperation for some expected guest .As I was about to turn the lights out ,the youngest said "daddy could I have a glass of water "?I said no because he would wet the bed .So about 15 min later I heard him yell hot for his mother asking the same .Her responce was the samas mine .(no you will... |
Short jokes
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes
everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do you make a hot ... |
Another kid joke
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a refle... |
Adam at Religion Class
One day Adam was at school. It was time for religion class. Adam brought a small pin-prick he found in the hall. When it was time for class, Adam had to sit next to the sleepy kid. The teacher asked the first question. "Who is our savior?" Adam grabbed the prick and poked the sleepy kid with it. The sleepy kid screamed "JESUS CHRIST!". The teacher ... |
Fat people
this dude so fat he aint got no neck why he standing in the lunch line screaming feed me next |
Jack&jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to get some maryjane,
they both got high and Jack dropped his fly, and asked Jill do you wanna,
Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
then they started to have fun,
but silly Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son. |
Jack&jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to get some maryjane,
they both got high and Jack dropped his fly, and asked Jill do you wanna,
Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
then they started to have fun,
but silly Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son. |
Johnnys Homework
The teacher tells the class to put the word contagious into a sentence for homework.
The next day the teacher asks Mary to say her sentence to the class. She says " There are diseases in Africa that are very contagious". The teacher tells her that was very good. The teacher asks Brendan to tell his sentence to the class. He says "My granny h... |
School visit
One day a priest decides to visit a school.
He walks through the playground where the kids are out playing.
He decides to talk to some so he walks up to a little girl and asks for her name.
The little girl replies "Rose".
"Thats a nice name", said the priest "how did you get it".
The little girl says "The first ... |
Silly Girl
Q. Why did the little girl cross the road?
A. Because she wanted some ice cream |
Chicken
Q.Why did the chicken cross the road?
A.To get to the other side. |
Steering wheel
man walks into the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants doctor says whats the matter the man says i dont no but its driving me nuts |
Steering wheel
man walks into the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants doctor says whats the matter the man says i dont no but its driving me nuts |
Steering wheel
man walks into the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants doctor says whats the matter the man says i dont no but its driving me nuts |
Steering wheel
man walks into the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants doctor says whats the matter the man says i dont no but its driving me nuts |
THE DEATH OF THREE CHILDREN
Once upon a time awoman had three foolish children namely BigHead, BigStomach and Tinyleg. One day their mother went to market and they were very hungry. The BigHead suggested thatthey should climb a coconut tree.His brothers agreed. BigHead climbed,collected two nuts and threw them down to his brothers. But when he looked down from the treetop he ... |
Solti
solti |
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