Dolphins
What do you get when you cross a dolphin and a ball?
A ballphin!! |
The bear and rabbit
the bear and the rabbit live in the same woods and they dont like each other but they bumped into each other and ran into a golden frog so the bear says hey you give us wishes right the frog looks up and says fuck yeah three for you and three for the rabbit so the bear goes fist ,okay i want all the bears in this forest to be female,so then the rab... |
Cross jokes
what do you get if you cross a werewolf wit some
one who makes potery?
hairy potter |
Polar bear
what do you get when a vampire bites a polar bear?
frostbite |
Xmass
a young boy about four years of age woke up in the middle of the night hoping to see santa come down the chimney there were no presents under the xmass tree so he waited and sure enough santa whooshed down the chimney and landed at his feet and handed the boy a gift and off he went to the next house meanwhile the boy oppened the gift and inside wa... |
Fly
how do you make a mothball?
smack him with a flyswatter |
Chickens and Humans
What happends when a human crosses a parrot?
Answer:A walkie talkie |
The Canary
A husband walks into a pet store and asks the pet store owner if he could have a canary for his wife?
Pet store owner: Sorry sir we dont make trades. |
The sheep and kangeroo
what do you get if you crossa kangeroo with a sheep....
a wooley jumper |
Funny
How Many Mice Does it Take To Screw A Lightbulb???
Two But how do they Get in |
Why elephat si.....
Q.Why elephant sits on cars
A.Becuse the floor is rough and sticky. |
Bear Hunter
This bloke goes bear hunting with a .22 rifle, a .303 & an elephant gun. He comes to the edge of this clearing and spots a bear. He aims his .22 rifle at the bears head, bang, then races over, looks around, no bear. Suddenly he gets a tap on the shoulder, looks around, 15 foot of grizzly standing there. Bear says `You must be a sandwich short of a ... |
Interupting cow
Knock knock.
Who is There
Interupting cow
Interupting cow wh------ MOO! |
Gay cow
What do gay cows eat? ans..... Hay
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Mad cow diesese
2 cows were in a field
one turns to the other and says what u think of mad cow disese then he says
dont bother me im a duck |
Mad cow diesese
2 cows were in a field one turns to the other and says "what u think of mad cow disese" the other cow says "dont bother me im a duck" |
Mean Bulldog
Whats meaner than a bulldog with AIDS?
The guy who gave it to him! |
Mean Bulldog
Whats meaner than a bulldog with AIDS?
The guy who gave it to him!
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Pork chps
Q:
What do you get when you cross a pig and a t-rex?
A:
Jurassic pork !!!!!!!!@!@@ |
Ugliness
if my dog had a face like yours i would shve its ass and teach it to walk backwards |
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