Blone in a bar
Two blone walk in a bar and say "oww" |
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The 3 stuck people
There were 3 people stuck on an 15 mile away island one was an brunete and one was a brown haired girl and the third was a blonde. The brown haired one decides to swim back so she goes first . But she drowns but the brunete thinks she made it so she goes and she drowns. Then the blonde thinks they made it so she goes and she went 10 miles and she g... |
How to make a blonde busy !!!
How to make a blonde busy ?
A) Give him/her a piece of paper that says turn over on both sides!!! |
Drunk man in the bar
This drunk man walks over to the bartender and points to this beautiful blonde. He says to the bartender"Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" so every couple minutes he says "Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" later that night, he says it once more, then the bartender says"why do you say that she is a beautiful ballerina???" The d... |
Who is the Hardest of them all?
A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!! |
Remedy for Bird Flu
The Irish have come up with a cure for the Bird Flu.
They are going to bomb the Canary Islands! |
Joes sex
name.joe dorbasher
sex.sertontenly 4 times a day
no i mean male or female
i have sex with females and males sometimes wild animals |
Blonde Girl At A Cola Machine
One day a blonde girl walked into a bar straight up to the cola machine.Placing money
in she pressed the button, a drink came out.She kept doing this placing money in pressing the button out comes a drink.After a while this man walks up to her he said am you ever going to finish with this today she responded no not till i win |
Got Any Grapes
So a duck walks into a bar hops up onto a stool and says, "got any grapes?" and the bartender says, "No we only sell beer and whiskey and stuff like that." so the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any grapes?" and the bartender said, "I already told you NO now get out of here if you come back and ask me that quest... |
Carry your burdens and sorrow
A man came from church one day and upon reaching da house he met his wife at da hall.As soon as he saw his wife he carried her up not wanting to drop her.Da wife was surprised and asked her husband whether da pastor preached about being romantic to your partners.Da man said no and then da wife was a little bit suprised and stil wanted to know why ... |
Woman in Bar
Theres a guy sitting in a bar. A women comes up and raises her hand for a drink. The women has really hairy armpits. The guy tells the bartender," Get the ballerina a drink." The bartender gets out, fills a drink, and gives it to the woman. After she finishes her drink she raises her arm again. The guy says," Get this ballerina a drink." The barten... |
Woman in Bar
Theres a guy sitting in a bar. A women comes up and raises her hand for a drink. The women has really hairy armpits. The guy tells the bartender," Get the ballerina a drink." The bartender gets out, fills a drink, and gives it to the woman. After she finishes her drink she raises her arm again. The guy says," Get this ballerina a drink." The barten... |
Horse
Three guys walk into a bar the bartender says I will give you three hundred dollars if you can walk in then and make this horse laugh and then cry.
The first person slammed his beer do and said I am going to do it.
Five minutes later he walks out and said that he couldn’t do it.
So the second person slams his beer ... |
Horse
Three guys walk into a bar the bartender says I will give you three hundred dollars if you can walk in then and make this horse laugh and then cry.
The first person slammed his beer do and said I am going to do it.
Five minutes later he walks out and said that he couldn’t do it.
So the second person slams his beer ... |
Cupman
a man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.when it comes,he dumps the beer on the floor and eats only the glass.he repeats this 10 more times.then he looks at the bar tender and says "You think i am crazy dont you."the bar tender then looks at the man and says"yes.the cap is the best part!" |
Cupman
a man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.when it comes,he dumps the beer on the floor and eats only the glass.he repeats this 10 more times.then he looks at the bar tender and says "You think i am crazy dont you."the bar tender then looks at the man and says"yes.the cap is the best part!" |
Plastic Surgery
The woman inthe bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "hey, you dont need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery."
"Just rub toilet paper between them"
Startled the lady asks, "How does ... |
I Already Did
one time there was a guy and he went to a bar, got drunk and beat up his boss. So he lost his job. the next morning he got up and asked his wife what happened so she told him that he got into a fight with his boss, so he said o well screw him, so his wife says i already did and u got your job back. |
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