Blodies
How many Blonde jokes are there?
None cause there all true!! |
Disneyland
One day 2 blondes decided to go to disneyland Paris.
After leaving the airport they borrowed a car.
Soon they saw a sign say DISNEYLAND LEFT so they turned round and went home. |
Tracks
there was a blonde a red head & a burnet. they were all in the forest and the burnet goes out and comes back with a dead bear. the girls ask her how did you do that. she says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill.
then the red head goes out and comes back with a mountain lion and says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill. the blonde goes out an... |
Blonde parties
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infection?
A. A wine and cheese party. |
Legs of a blonde
Q. What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
A. Nothing they have never met. |
Blondes and eggs
Q.how do blondes like there eggs in the morning
A.fertilized |
Blonde handstand
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breathe!! |
Blonde but black hair!!!!!!(and still a bolnde)
A blonde went to an appliance store and asked the employee "can i buy this tv mam" And the employee said " im sorry but we dont sell things to blondes" so the blonde went home and dyed her hair black So she went back to the store and said "mam may i buy this tv" and the employee said "we dont sell things to blondes" and the blonde said "how did yo... |
Blonde
Q.How Do You Make A Blonde Drown?
A.You Put A Scratch And Sniff Sticker At
The Bottom Of A Pool And Tell Her To Go Sniff It! |
Magical Bridge
There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a blonde, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would happen. So the next day all three of them went to the bridge. The red head went first. "I wish I was a dove!" and poof she turned into a dove. Next went the brunette. "I wish I was a dolphin!" and poof s... |
Blonde coffin
Why is a blondes coffin shaped like a Y.
Because everytime she hit her back her legs spread!!!! |
Need a breath mint
Q:What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A:A brunette with bad breath. |
Breath alizer test
there was this blond all drunk and she was going 75 in a 45 mile speed limit. She got pulled over and she cop said licence and registration please. So the blond gives the cop wat he asked for. When the cop got to his car he ran a check on her licence. the police station said "is this blond hot sexy and has big boobs"? He said yes. So the station sa... |
Hair Cut
Once a Blonde was going to go get her hair cut in a salon but when she arrived she spicificly told the girl that was cutting her hair that she can not take off the ear phones for any reason at all and when the woman started to cut her hair the woman decided to take off the ear phones and the blonde started to die the hair stylist being so woried st... |
Hair Cut
Once a Blonde was going to go get her hair cut in a salon but when she arrived she spicificly told the girl that was cutting her hair that she can not take off the ear phones for any reason at all and when the woman started to cut her hair the woman decided to take off the ear phones and the blonde started to die the hair stylist being so woried st... |
The blonde at the ariport
A blonde was taking a trip to see her parents. She was walking around trying to find the airport and she came to a sign that says, " airport, left". She turns around and goes home. |
What a pretty puzzle
A blonde woman was shopping in the store when she saw a really pretty tiger puzzle, so she bought it. She took it home and started working on it. But after a while she started to get discouraged so she called her boyfriend and asked him to come help her out it together. So her boyfriend comes over and she shows him the tiger puzzle on the table. He... |
A blonde, burnett, and red head
There were three ladies. A blonde,a burrnett and a red head. These three women were runing from the cops so they went and hid in a barn. The burrnett hid in a chichen suite, the red head hid in the cow suite, and the blonde hid in an empty potatoe sack. the cops then came in and kicked the chicken suite and the burrnett went cluck, cluck, cluck.... |
Granade
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a granade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back! |
The desert
One day there was a burnett in the desert and a guy asked why did you bring a sandwich and she said so if i get hungry i can eat it. Then a red head comes by and the same guy asked her why did you bring a water bottle and she said just in case i get thirsty i can drink it. So the next day a blonde comes by with a car door and the guy asked her why ... |
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