A dumb robot
Q:What do you call a robot that always takes the long way?
A:R-2 Detour |
Who names a companyr after their manhood?
Who names a company after their manhood?
Microsoft !!! |
I hate computers!
DIALOG OF A MAN ON HIS COMPUTER:
“Ok, log onto messenger, let’s see now… Ok, um, George is on let’s see- Popup… Let’s see: ‘Messenger needs these updates to continue or- god, that’s the third time this week! Cancel… and it continues! Needs updates my butt… Ok, George2312 invites you to chat. Sure, click on- what?!... |
How to makeviruses or whateva
do you know it is fuckin hilariouse!!! |
Spider
what did the spider do on the internet |
DOCTOR DOCTOR
MAN: DOCTOR DOCTOR I THINK IM A BRIDGE
DOCTOR:WHATS COME OVER YOU
MAN: 5 CARS 1 BUS AND 2 LORRIES |
Can You Believe It?
HGkjafhgjfdkgdfahja hfugkdhaugharh kjfhjagfjagk agfhagjhfagiaghurageah8uhgetjhbak nuhfugfnuhfoie ufngu hfad jkfndjaig hdeuta hfhdghak vjf huighireu hagjkfhjad 7jhd8 dafga gdfh9 926 hj hqufh u (i mean give me at least an lol it took me 3hrs to type this{lol}) |
Vampire and a Computer
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire, and a desktop computer?
A: You get a mega-bite! |
Online rude-ness
lolstfu |
Software Business
John : So...I believe you started a software business.
Paul : Yep.
John : And how did it go?
Paul : Times were hard.
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Pope joke
do you know what the pope and a christmas tree have in common?there balls are for decoration only |
The toylet
why did piglet look in the toylet
to look for poo |
Windows really doesnt WANT to work
When I printed some pictures off of my digital camera, my computer gave me the following ERROR message:
An error has occured while attempting to print your pictures:
The operation was completed succesfully.
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An actual E-mail add
The Following is an actual e-mail I recieved the other day. I have removed the E-mail adresses for obvious reasons. I swear this is real
Subj: NICK DEWALL
Date: 12/12/2003 1:08:59 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: *****@*****.de
To: **********@***.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)
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The Fruits of Technology - 1
An Orange has more power than your new Macintosh.
- Alex Gill |
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Confucius Say....
Confucius say....
Man who fingers girl during her period, often get caught red-handed |
Binary
When it comes to binary numbers there are 10 types of people - 1 who understands them and 1 who doesn't! |
New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will st... |
Puppies don't surf...
Why Dogs don't surf the web...
Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com i... |
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