Black
you so black when you went to night school they marked you absent |
Black
you so black when you threw yourself of a building somebody shouted darkness falls! |
Yo teeth
your teeth are so yellow that when you smile people think you are passing out urine samples. |
One arm pollock
Q: how do you get a one arm pollock out of a tree? A: you wave at him |
The war against the Salvation Army
You are so stupid you tried to start a war against the salvation Army. |
Problem solved
what do you call A nigger on the moon?
big problem
what do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
Problem
What do you call all niggers on the moon?
Problem solved |
Black priest?
What do you call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT! |
WHY IS A WOMAN LIKE A HURRICAINE? ( NO OFFENCE TO ...
WHY IS A WOMAN LIKE A HURRICAINE?
SHE SCREAMS AND BLOWS WHEN SHE COMES & TAKES THE HOUSE WHEN SHE LEAVES. |
Blunt racial descrimination
theres this first grade teacher that is teaching her students how to read. she bakes cookies for the class.
when the kids come in from recess they all sit in their seats.
the teacher asked, "does anyone want to tell me what you did at recess today?"
sally raises her hand and says, "I played in the sand box." |
Short Joke
You so short and stupid, you thought the steering wheel was the ferris wheel! |
Short Joke
You so short and stupid, you thought the steering wheel was the ferris wheel! |
Tar baby
you so black the only diffrence between u and midnight is 11:59 |
Ur teeth
ur teeth are so yellow on halloween people throw you macleans toothpaste instead of sweets |
Michale Jackson
What does Michale Jackson where on friday??
: Nothing |
An ADD Joke
Q:How do you teach a person with ADD how to read?
A:Do you wanna ride a bike? |
Big Heads
Your head is so big,that when you stand up straight,you start to fall all over the place! |
Big Heads
Your head is so big,that when you stand up straight,you start to fall all over the place! |
Micheal jackson
Q. why did micheal jackson go to the once upon a child store? a. because he heard boys pants were half off. |
What do you call
[Q] WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAG SITTING ON ICE ??
[A] A SPERM BANK |
Your so poor
Your so poor i seen you kicking a can around one day and i said " what are you doing" and then you said im moving houses. |
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