Jessie Twoine
Man wanted for pleasuring himself on a park bench and helping him self to little children as they play while there mothers look a way just for a second. 10,000 dollar reward just kidding. |
In love
there where two sqerls in love
they wernt maryed but in love the boy sqerl walks up to the girl and says im nuts about you. |
Pooh
why did tigger look down the toleit. he was looking for pooh |
Men
what do you call a man with no arms no legs thats in the water?
bob |
The black bird.
bghjmhjnm |
The eggrole
go suck an eggrole!!!! |
Birdy
What do you call a robin in Los
Angeles? Robins Hood |
Monkey
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey. |
A man was walking down the street
a man was walking down the street turned the corner and died ;)))) |
A black man or batman
whats the difference between a black man and bat man?
batman can go out at night without stealing. |
Disney Humor
Why did Goofy go to outerspace?
He wanted to see Pluto. |
Olive
their are two olives haning out on the table
and all of a sudden one of the olives starts rolling off the table!
and it falls off!
the otha olive runs to the end of the table
and yells down to the olive "are you ok?"
the other olive replies "ill live"(olive) |
Scary
BOO |
Cute
ok a dog said woof woof and then he said bark bark!!! ha ha ha |
The clowny taste
Q. Why did the canibal refuse to eat the clown?
A. Because he tasted funny! |
Safe weapons
Whats the safest gun?
A revolvo |
Sexy
hey if you want some come and get it but im impationt so hurry your ass up |
Tinkley
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty. |
Mr gauditt
one time.. there was this very big big big man named Gauditt. he smelled very very very bad. some people mistake him for santa claus. he has 2 berds and 1 mustash. he considered himself to be a good good good bowler but he sucked. it was really really really sad. everyone laughed when he went to bend over. people called him lots and lots and lots o... |
Diarhrea!
When your climbing up a ladder and you hear a large splatter, diarhrea! |
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