Thats just not right
man:doctor!doctor!I have a raddish growing out of my left ear!
doctor:well thats just not right.
man:yes docter I know! I planted eggplant in my right ear! |
Blah blah
i need a we! |
Docter,docter
Q)docter,docter i feel like a bee
A)well buzz off i am buzzy |
At The Doctors Surgery
A jellybaby goes to the doctors and asks for an aids test.
The doctor asks:- Why do you need one of those?
The jellybaby replies:- Because ive been sleeping with allsorts! |
Iceberg
A woman goes into the Doctors room with a piece of lettuce hanging out of her cunt. The Doctor looks and says
"That looks very serious"
The woman Says
"Oh no thats just the tip of the iceberg." |
Psychatric Doctor
A Doctor wants to take his mental patients in a plane for a change. When the plane started the mental patients in the plane were doing lot of mischieves and even disturbing the Pilots in the plane. A pilot came out from his engine room and asked the doctor to keep the mental patients quiet and asked to maintain the pin drop silence in the plane wi... |
Psychatric Doctor
A Doctor wants to take his mental patients in a plane for a change. When the plane started the mental patients in the plane were doing lot of mischieves and even disturbing the Pilots in the plane. A pilot came out from his engine room and asked the doctor to keep the mental patients quiet and asked to maintain the pin drop silence in the plane wi... |
The invisible man
the recepcionist goes into the surgery room and says the {invisible man} is here now.
Tell him I can`t see him at the moment. |
!Cant Sleep!
Doctor Doctor, I can not get to sleep
Doctor: Well sleep on a cupboard you will soon drop off. |
Knock knock
knock knock
WHOS THERE!
simi
SIMI WHO!
simi tomorrow
HA HA!
it means simi as in see me |
Disease
Reasearchers found out that reasearchers cause cancer in rats. |
A steering wheel
a man walks into a doctor with a steering wheel down his pants and the doctor says "whats the matter;"and the man say "i dont know but its driving me nuts |
Dr Dr
Berty bassetts goes to the doctors "dr dr, i think i have got aids" the dr says "why do u think that then" berty says "i have been hanging around with all sorts" ha ha ha |
The Genie
A phsyciatrist is walking down a beach in Hawaii when she tripped over something. She went back to see what it was and found that it was a lamp. She picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said "For freeing me I will grant you one wish." "Alright ," said the phsyciatrist " I want a highway from California to Hawaii." "Are you serious," The g... |
Twins
when you were born you came out ass first and the doctor said look twins |
60 seconds
Doctor, doctor ive only got 60 seconds to live
Doc oh wait a minute
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Doctor, doctor
Man; Doctor, doctor help i only have 59 seconds to live....
Doctor; Wait 1 Minute please. |
Gynecologist
I considered being a Gynecologist.
But there were no openings........ |
Sick male folks/female nurses
It has come to prove that male who are admitted in hospitals heal fast because the famale nurses wear short dress and the sick male eye are always rolling to see the female nurses thighs and bottoms evenif the sick male folks have broken necks. |
Toilet joke
q:did you ever see the movie "constipaited"?
a:it never came out!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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