The fuckin pakies
Q; How many pakies can you fit in a car
A; as many as you want shit squishes. |
If it is free...
Q. Why do Jews have such big noses?
A. Because air is free. |
Mexican girl
Why did the 14 year old mexican girl get pregnant?
Her teacher told her to do an essay!! |
Dance lesson
Q.how do black people learn how to dance.
A. pick the cotton dodge the whips. |
Steady Now!
What do you do when you see and Indain with half a head?
Stop laughing and re-load |
The racist one
Ok.. There was an airplane and he was flying ove r the rockie mountains and the plane was full of tons of people but he needed to go up in elevation so he started pulling up. The plane wouldnt go any higher, so he called the flight attendant and they talked and they decided to drop the extra fuel. So they dropped the extra fuel and he tried pullin... |
The racist one
Ok.. There was an airplane and he was flying ove r the rockie mountains and the plane was full of tons of people but he needed to go up in elevation so he started pulling up. The plane wouldnt go any higher, so he called the flight attendant and they talked and they decided to drop the extra fuel. So they dropped the extra fuel and he tried pullin... |
Cowboys and indians
a cowboy, an indian, and a black guy are sitting around a campfire.
the indian is smoking a peace pipe, he removes it from his lips and says,
once we were many, now we are few.
the black guy chuckles, he sets down the blunt he had been smoking and says,
yeah, well once we were few and now we are many.
the cowboy... |
I have a dream
why dont black people have dreams?
the last nigger to have a dream got shot. |
Child birth
how long does it take a black lady to take a shit?
nine months. |
Tamales
why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
so they have something to unwrap |
WHAT
What do you call a gay black person A.a burnt marshmellow |
Black people and apples
what do black people and apples have in common?
they both hang form trees!! |
Black people and apples
what do black people and apples have in common?
they both look good hanging from trees. |
Navy
during vietnam a navil cruise ship was moving though enemy waters when the caption scream GET DOWN!!!the captin stood up and noticed only the black people were killed a white officor told him that when you said get down all the black people started to dance. |
Mexican Olympics
Why is there no Mexican Olympics in Mexico?
Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in the United States. |
Italian Men
Why are most Italian men named Tony?
-Because when they were coming over on the ship they stamped TO NY on their foreheads. |
Black people on the moon
whats 10 black people on the moon?!!
problem
whats 100 black people on the moon?!!
bigger problem
what do you call 100,000 black people on the moon?!!
xtreme problem
what do you call all the black people in the w... |
Fat Italian
What do you call a Fat Italian?
A Guinea Pig |
Bean dip
what do you call a mexican getting batised?
Bean dip |
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