Melissa is so gay
melissa is so gay that her mom is gay too |
The dog and the lady
There was once a dog who said to a women if he could get some.The lady said what? the dog said bend over and touch your toes tell me wat you gonna do get low get low the lady said oh ok. Now what do i do? The dog says spread your legs and let me in she said ok, and then the dog saw what she had down there in her panties and said man your worse than... |
Butcher joke
why did the butcher cry?
because he chopped off the wrong sausage. |
Brain charity unit.
Hi, Im donating to fix your stupid brain charity, biotch! |
Owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
There is a guy in a bar who has to take a shit really really bad but he notices that the mens bathroom is all packed. so he goes up to the bartender and askes"hey can i use the womens restroom?" the bartender says sure but dont press any of the buttons in the stall. well he goes in there and does his business and he then spies the four buttons. one... |
Shut up, trouble, and manners
one day there were 3 brothers, shut up trouble and manners. one day trouble ran away and shut up and manners went to look for him. shut up was driving and manners was in the back seat. shut up was speeding and got pulled over by the police. the police said "whats your name" and shut up replied "shut up". the policeman became mad and said "are you l... |
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Why do men have nipples? |
My face
The face is familiar but I cant quite remember my name |
Honkin
Keep honking Im reloading. |
Two days
What two days of the week start with "T"?
TODAY and TOMARROW! |
Donkeys
what do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion
an ass that makes you cry |
Donkey and onion humor
Q What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion
A An ass that brings a tear to your eye |
Idiot sighting
True Story
A coworker asked another if her and her husband smoked weed.
She says, "Nah, we gotta weed-whacker." |
IRISH MAN GETING HIS OWEN BACK
ENGLISH MAN WANTED TO BE BURIED AT SEA HIS 2SONS WAS DROWNED DIGGING THE GRAVE |
Easy q + a
If you love a monkey where do you live?
In a zoo you idiot. |
Red man
1 day there was a man in a red country, red house, red world. He just came out of the shower and went to get the mail. When he bent over to get the mail his towel fell off! Across the road there was an old lady crossing the road to tell him off. When she was halfway across she got run over by the car.........
The message is t... |
3 dudes
there were three dudes one smart one avrage and one stupid then one day they all got stranded on an island andfound a genie cup and they all got 1 wish the avrage one wished for a robot then the smart one wished they were all back home then the dumb one wished they were back on the island so they dicided to swim and the smart one got 1/2 of the way... |
Donkys
what do you get when you cross a crack head with a donkey
and ass |
A Man Learning How To Talk
There was a man who could only say "Me me me ". He went to a comic book store and learned how to say "Da da da da, Batman"! Then he went to a restaurant and learned how to say "Forks and knives, forks and knives".Then he went to a powerplant and learned how to say "Plug it in, plug it in ". A police comes up to him and says " Someome stabbed an old... |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mom is god a boy or girl "both" Is god black or white. "both" Is god micheal jackson? |
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