Lawyers on a bus
What do you call a bus full of lawyers with one empty seat going over a cliff?
A crying shame. |
My school
there live a man who has two son.the elderly son ask for the fathers properties. |
Prostitute
What is the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A: The prostitute will STOP fucking you when you are dead |
Skid Marks
What is the difference between a dead dog in the middel of the road and a dead lawyer?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog |
Gothic
I hate you you mother f####r dirty b####h basterd beep beep beep beep beep beep beep! |
Bad lawyer
hear about the lawyer that was sooooooooo bad (how bad was he?) he was so bad the last case he tried was the case of budweiser |
Oj simpson
QUESTION : what did oj simpson say after he was found not guilty
"CAN I HAVE MY GLOVES BACK NOW?" |
THE LAWYERS DAUGHTER
Q:What was thelawyers daughters name
A:SUE |
The skunk
what do you say when a skunk comes to a court room?
oder in the court! |
How to kill a lawyer.
Do you know how to kill a lawyer?
No?? Good!! |
Airplane Crash
There was a lawyer, a cop, a docter, an old man and a boy. All on an airplane headed to Hawaii. All of a sudden it starts getting stormy, and lightning strikes the left wing of the airplane. So the airplane is going to crash, and the problem is, is that there is only 4 parachutes. So the docter grabs a parachute and says I need to save people!. the... |
Airplane Crash
There was a lawyer, a cop, a docter, an old man and a boy. All on an airplane headed to Hawaii. All of a sudden it starts getting stormy, and lightning strikes the left wing of the airplane. So the airplane is going to crash, and the problem is, is that there is only 4 parachutes. So the docter grabs a parachute and says I need to save people!. the... |
Airplane Crash
There was a lawyer, a cop, a docter, an old man and a boy. All on an airplane headed to Hawaii. All of a sudden it starts getting stormy, and lightning strikes the left wing of the airplane. So the airplane is going to crash, and the problem is, is that there is only 4 parachutes. So the docter grabs a parachute and says I need to save people!. the... |
Airplane Crash
There was a lawyer, a cop, a docter, an old man and a boy. All on an airplane headed to Hawaii. All of a sudden it starts getting stormy, and lightning strikes the left wing of the airplane. So the airplane is going to crash, and the problem is, is that there is only 4 parachutes. So the docter grabs a parachute and says I need to save people!. the... |
Appeal
One day a nagging lady asked his bored boyfriend "How do you find me?" Pat comes the reply from the lawyer friend "You are like the Supreme Court - No Appeal!!" |
1 ounce
A woman has a brain tomber and 1 ounce of her brain is removed. So she goes to a futuristic store to buy an ounce of brain. She asks the prices and the clerk replies,"depends on what your looking for." So the the Woman asks "rocket Scientist." Clerk Replies "$10,000" "Brain surgeon" Clerk replies "$9,000" finally the woman asks for a law... |
Make that lawer dance
You and your lawyer have just lost your case and you have just been convited of an armed robbery and got ten years. The gaurd is taking you away. Before you get there you grab the gaurds gun and run. You look in the chamber and notice you have only one bullet. When you've excaped into the parking lot you notice your lawyer and two gaurds. Who do y... |
Make that lawer dance
You and your lawyer have just lost your case and you have just been convited of an armed robbery and got ten years. The gaurd is taking you away. Before you get there you grab the gaurds gun and run. You look in the chamber and notice you have only one bullet. When you've excaped into the parking lot you notice your lawyer and two gaurds. Who do y... |
The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead
lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. |
In the courtroom...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain ... |
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