Me
me
i am hilrirass get it ha ha .... im stuipd how are you ? i make up stuipd joke ha ha |
Nigger
whats the diffrence beetween a nigger and a pizza a pizza can feed the family |
Wrongo
wat job so u get payed to be wrong?
the weatherman |
Foughnuts
what do you see when the pillsberry doe boy bends over doughnuts, what type of doughnuts cream filled |
Michal jackson and santa claus
how is michal jackson and santa claus the same little boys sit on their lap.
how are they different santa claus has pants on. |
Blow up doll
I went to town to buy my own christmas present today,--- "what you buy"---- I baught a palestinian sex doll.
When i got on the bus to come home the fucker blew its self up. |
Wanted: man!
a well-built man with good
reputations and makes good pig
abbs and can give great se-
condes to talk with me and watch the movie xx-
x without getting to carried away
Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.
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When big hands touch the little hands...
Q: When does Micheal Jackson go to bed?
A: When the big hands touch the little hands. |
What Time Does He go to Bed?
Q. When does Michael Jackson go to bed?
A. When the big hands touch the little hands. |
Preist
why is an alter boy`s always parted?
its alright my son its alright. |
HEADLINES
HEADLINES
1. Heroic dog drags problem child back into burning building.
2. Solar eclipse – Public says affirmative action taken overboard.
3. Half bodied lady rolls to Zimbabwe for free water.
4. Dead fish threat in sushi shop.
5. Heroic police officer risks life and limb rearming bomb in Mugabe’s suit... |
HEADLINES
HEADLINES
1. Heroic dog drags problem child back into burning building.
2. Solar eclipse – Public says affirmative action taken overboard.
3. Half bodied lady rolls to Zimbabwe for free water.
4. Dead fish threat in sushi shop.
5. Heroic police officer risks life and limb rearming bomb in Mugabe’s suit... |
Grocery bag and MJ
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Well, one is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with, and the other you put your groceries in. |
Bedtime in Neverland
When do you know that it is bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand. |
Twenty-nine year olds
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-nine year olds?
Because there are twenty of them. |
On Tour With A Gay Guy
Jason Bertch got to go on tour with the band Simple Plan. As he and the guys were looking out the window, they started talking.
"Wow. That one has a nice figure." Pierre said. "With a nice shape." David added. "It is also very firm looking." Seb said. "It also is very big." David added.
Suddenly Pierre looked up. "We were talk... |
Michel jackson
knock kncok
whos there
lil boy blue
lil boy blue who
michel jackson
whats the xbox and michel jackson and the xbox got in common
thay both get turned on by kids |
Michel jackson
knock kncok
whos there
lil boy blue
lil boy blue who
michel jackson
whats the xbox and michel jackson and the xbox got in common
thay both get turned on by kids |
Micheal jackson and micdonolds
wat do micdonalds and micheal jackson hav in commmon,they both stick there 46 year old meat into 6 year old buns. |
Lights
How many guys does it take to change a lightbulb
None they let the woman cook in the dark |
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