Fire at will
If your in the army, and your name was Will, will you be scared if someone said FIRE AT WILL! |
Marines
How do you knock out a Marine? > >Throw sand up against a wall ad yell "Hit the beach." |
Marines Separation
How do you separate the men from the boys in the Marines? > > With a crowbar. |
Uniforms
it was the time when amrica had been found. The generals all were brave apart from one. His name was SIR. Dimgly. All the other generals had red uniform on apart from SIR.Dimgly...he had a brown uniform on...the others why he had is on. He told them that during the war if he pooed himslef no one wold notice. |
Michel jackson joke
What is the difference between michel jackson and O.J. simpson.
Michel jacson was the one to cause the bloody glove |
A MAN HAVING 4 WIFES
A MEN WAS HAVING 4 WIFES.FOURTH WIFE NAME WAS BABY DOLL 3ND WIFE NAME WAS CHINA DOLL 2ND WIFE NAME WAS BARBIE DOLL AND 1ST WIFE NAME WAS PANADOLL |
Ping pong balls
there is three soliders and they all want to go home. so the capitin says who ever can bring back the most ping pong balls wins and gets to go home. so the first solider goes out for about 1 hour and comes back with a wheel barrow full of ping pong balls. so the capitin says good job solider. the second solider goes out and is gone for 8 hours and ... |
Marching
Why do marines march in front of sailors?
Cause they love seamen in the rear |
Three soldiours
three soldiours were in hospital beds and the queen comes to visit them
she goes up to the first man whats wrong with you she says. scabs all over my stomach he says whats the cure she says.wired brush and dettol he says.whats youre ambition she says. to get back out and fight for my country he says.
goes up to the second man.... |
Row your boat.
God looked down from heaven and saw a guy rowing a boat down the river singing Row row row your boat gentaly down the stream.
god thought,"What if I take away 30% of the guys brain?"
The guy sang,"Row-- Boat-- Stream."
Then god took Half the guys brain.
The guy sang Row-- Stream."
God laughed and took 90% of the g... |
Slick Sailor
There was this sailor aboard a large ship, Jones was his name and he never lost a bet.
The week before he bet the captain that the ship was going to experience the largest storm in history, the captain said "there is nothing on the radar, your on". That night the ship experienced the largest storm in history and the captain lost $200. Tired ... |
Anti aircraft weapon
The USA blamed the Russian companies that they were supplying Bagdad with the elastic band for pants. Iraq engineers made the catapults of them and now Iraq soldiers are striking a blow to American air forces. |
The Americans Complaint
Look, we have bombed these people, shot them, invaded their country, shipped them off to Cuba to sit in a cage, stolen their oil and STILL they dont like us Its just like with the indians You just cant win |
Osama
Osama Ben Laden, your such a bitch; I hope your dick gets a seven year itch. I hope your balls get twisted and turned in such a manor, that your asshole starts to sing the star-spangled banner! |
Id man
where does sadam housan keep his cds?
in irak |
Saddam and his wife
why did saddam kill his wife?
he looked up her dress and saw a big bush!! |
US & IRAQI
IN IRAQ ONE NIGHT AMERICAN ARMY HAD REPORT THERE IS BUNCH OF FEDAYEAN HIDE TO AMBUSH THE ARMY, SARGENT SEND A GROUP TO CAPTURE THEM OR KILL THEM FOR GOOD. THEY WENT ON DARK AND WAIT TO SEE IF THERE IS ANY MOVEMENTS BUT NOTHING THEN THEY PLANED SOMETHING TO CACH THEM. THEY SOURANDED THE AREA AND ONE GUYS FROM WEST WITH LOUD SPEKER SAID HEY MOHAMAD, ... |
Where does binladen keep his c.d.s?
Where does president bush keep his c.d.s?
in iraq (you have to say it out loud) |
Uncle Ted
One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home
and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The
following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their
story, little Suzy raises her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on ... |
The Titanic
Q.What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A.Sanka |
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