KEISHA COLE
WHAT DID KEISHA COLE SAY WHEN SHE GOT AN F ON A TEST (I SHOULD HAVE CHEATED) |
Funniest joke ever made
(Q) what is the tallest building in rapid city (A)the library because it has so many stories |
what do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO IF A BIRD SHITS ON YOUR CAR?
DONT ASK HER OUT AGIAN! |
Ugly
You are so ugly your mother had birth controle after you were born. |
Shopping
what did tesco say to the naughty plastic bag ? packaging |
Michael jackson
Q.why did michael jackson place a call to boyz-2-men
A.he thought it was a delivery service |
Doct doctor
"doctor doctor i think im turning into a pig" said mr jones. "dont be silly thats immpossible mr jones" said the doctor. "then why am i growing a curly tail " said mr jones. "good heavens"said the doctor,"so you
are "how long has this been happening" "about a weeeeeeeeek" said mr jones!!!!! |
Doct doctor
"doctor doctor i think im turning into a pig" said mr jones. "dont be silly thats immpossible mr jones" said the doctor. "then why am i growing a curly tail " said mr jones. "good heavens"said the doctor,"so you
are "how long has this been happening" "about a weeeeeeeeek" said mr jones!!!!! |
Doct doctor
"doctor doctor i think im turning into a pig" said mr jones. "dont be silly thats immpossible mr jones" said the doctor. "then why am i growing a curly tail " said mr jones. "good heavens"said the doctor,"so you
are "how long has this been happening" "about a weeeeeeeeek" said mr jones!!!!! |
The Bacen Tree
Thear was a group of people on a wagon train they were low on food then suddenly out of no ware thers this jamacin man so the leader of the train got out and asced the jman wear ther was some food the jamacin answerd I donta noa but I would nota goa over thata hill the leader ascked why the jamacin said becausaon da other side there is a bacon tree... |
Rain
Did you know rain only falls on a rainy day? |
Your stayin ugly!!!
A bus of 100 ugly people crashes and they all die........
They all arrive in heaven and God says before you go in I will grant you all one wish, the first person says "I wish to be beautiful" the next does the same and the next, God gets to about the 15th person and realises the man at the back is laughing his head off, but h... |
Jesus
Q. What would you say if jesus sneezed in front of you?
A. Bless you |
The Bet - I got $45!
LOUSY LOUSY and you are LOUSY. |
Muffin
Two muffins are sittinig in an oven.
The first muffin goes to the other and says, it is really hot in here.
The second muffin goes, HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN! |
How big
A woman was walking down the street when she saw a big black man.
She said, "you are a big ole man, how big are your arms?" He said,"20 inches ROUND."
She said," good lord those are some big ole arms. How big is your neck? He said,"24 inches ROUND."
She said,"good lord that is a big ole neck." How big is your thighs. He ... |
When u were born.....
when you were born your mama said "isnt he a treasure?" and your dad said "yea lets burry it." |
When u were born.....
when you were born your mom said "isnt he a treasure" and your dad said "yea lets burry it" |
Lets Go Camping, bring the Toliet Paper!
Two guys go camping and once there, the one guy says "Hey man, did you bring any toliet paper"?
"No".
"What are we going to do, I really have to go"?
"Just use a dollar man". "You would spend that on toliet paper".
"Good Idea"!
So the guy goes behind the bush, does his bu... |
How do you make a tissue dance?
**How do you make a tissue dance?**
------- Put a little boogie into it, of course! |
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