Bang
What do a prostitute and Dick Cheney both have in common?
They both like to "Bang Bang Bang!" |
FRENCH MEXICAN AMERICAN AND BRITISH
THERE WAS A MEXICAN AN AMERICAN AN FRENCH AND AN BRITISH AND THEY ALL WENT ON A PLANE IT STARTS TO RUN OUT OF FUEL SO THE BRITISH JUMPS OUT WITH NO PARACHUTE AND SAY LONG LIVE THE QUEEN THE FRENCH JUMPS OUT AND SAYS PEACE FOREVER THE AMERICAN THROUGHS THE MEXICAN OUT AND SAYS REMMEMBER THE ELMO. |
George and the tree
george saw a tree and declared war on it. |
Bush In Hell
George W Bush dies and finally goes down to hell.
Satan is already there waiting for him, with the speech about an eternity of torment and pain, when Bush suddenly turns and says,-hey, cant we come to an agreement? Can we make a deal of some sort for me not to be in as much pain for all eternity?-
So Satan thinks for a bit, ... |
Shit fuck and manners
Once there were 3 people shit fuck and manners who were playing ball on there street were a car came and ran manneres and shit overe then fuck went to the cop station n the coppa goes wants your name he goes fuck then th coppa says were are your manners and he says got ran over with shit |
Terrorist kidnap president bush
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set... |
World leaders
George Bush and Tony Blair decide to have a conference in the U.S.A about going to war in another third world country. So they get on a boat that will take them across to America.
On the way, the boat hits a freak iceburg, and begins to sink. Who do you think gets saved?
The world |
JajaGeorge W
Whats the opposite of eloquent? George W. Bush |
Cotten picken
where did that cotten picken nigger go? to pick cotten
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Mossad, CIA & Terrorism
Ariel Sheron fucked Laura Bush (wife of Bush junior), after 9 months
she gave birth to a baby. Bush turned angry when came to know and raised
a logical query who did this daring act. And asked for CIA to unfold the mystry as soon as possible.
Hardly an hour a news with title Laura Bush mystry revealed, published at |
Mossad, CIA & Terrorism
Ariel Sheron fucked Laura Bush (wife of Bush junior), after 9 months
she gave birth to a baby. Bush turned angry when came to know and raised
a logical query who did this daring act. And asked for CIA to unfold the mystry as soon as possible.
Hardly an hour a news with title Laura Bush mystry revealed, published at |
Mosad, CIA & Terrorism
Ariel Sheron fucked Laura Bush (wife of Bush junior), after 9 months
she gave birth to a baby. Bush turned angry when came to know and raised
a logical query who did this daring act. And asked for CIA to unfold the mystry as soon as possible.
Hardly an hour a news with title Laura Bush mystry revealed, published at |
A canadian usuma bin larden and uncle sam
there was three guys walking a long a road there was a canadian usuma bin larden and uncel sam.
they came across a lamp and picked it up and rubed it out came a geini it said "you can have 1 wish each for there are three of you and makes a grand totall of 3 wishes".
so the canadian wishes for all the soil in canada to... |
Your so dark
your so dark you have to were white gloves when you eat a tootsie roll to prevent yourself from eating your finger |
The Big Pillow
Q. Is your dad a terrorist, because you are the bomb! |
Mad man
there was one two mad man one said to another u have seen todays news paper second one tells no why first one tells apne india aur bharat ke bich me ladai hui second one says thank god apna hindustan bich mai nahi aaya.......................................... |
Three stupid men
There is one man that likes to pee out windows.There is another man that likes to chop off peoples weiners peeing out windows.The last man likes pickles.The first man was peeing out the window.The second man chopped off his weiner.The weiner fell in some green paint and splashed to the ground.The last man picked it up and said oh a pickle and......... |
Three stupid men
There is one man that likes to pee out windows.There is another man that likes to chop off peoples weiners peeing out windows.The last man likes pickles.The first man was peeing out the window.The second man chopped off his weiner.The weiner fell in some green paint and splashed to the ground.The last man picked it up and said oh a pickle and......... |
Celing Fan
A man dies and goes to heaven.
While St. Peter is giving him the tour of heaven they come to this room with clocks as far as the eye can see. the man asked St. Peter ......."What are all of these clocks for"
..well St. Peter explains that every one on earth has a clock and each time you lie the clock moves up one second and y... |
You Thought
u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd
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