Lady in Paris
A lady in France jumped off a bridge into river.She was IN SEINE! |
Triplets
a woman was pregnant she had triplets one of them ran down the stairs and said mum mum i had a wee and passed a bullet same with the second one then the third one ran down and said mum mum i had wank and shot the dog |
Triplets
a woman was pregnant she had triplets one of them ran down the stairs and said mum mum i had a wee and passed a bullet same with the second one then the third one ran down and said mum mum i had wank and shot the dog |
Stoner bashing time!
What did the girl say to the stoner?
High? |
Whats the difff
wahts the difference between stupidity and apathy!!!???? ANSWERT 1 I Dont know and i dont care!!! answer 2 george sr and george jr!!! answer 3 who cares like how old is the kid in months ths LOL |
You so pooor
You so poor when I saw your mama walking down the street kicking a can I walked up to her and asked her what she was doing she said she was moving. |
Clean fish joke
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?
Dam! |
Two Nuns In A Car
Two nuns were in a car when suddenly a Devil jumps on top of the bonet and starts scratching at the window and screaming at the two nuns.
The passenger (shocked by this) says to the driver "Quick, quick, show him your cross!!"
So the driver leans out the window and shouts "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BONET!!" |
Poo!
i am gay i am gay what did i just say. say what it reads. |
What to do when u have bad breath....
Brush your teeth... |
Polar bear
Q. How do you catch a polar bear?
A. You need an ice saw, a can of peas, and a can opener.
To trap the bear, first cut a hole in the ice with the saw. Then open the can of peas with the can opener. Then spread the peas all around the hole. Now when the bear comes over to take a pea, you shoot him in the ice hole!
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Little fishy
A little fishy was swimming up river one day, minding his own business when all of a sudden, he hit a wall.
Damn!, he said. |
Teachers Pest
Teacher:Tell me, when was the great depression?
Student:That was when I got my last report card. |
Name tags
Oh sorry, i thought that was a braille name tag u had on! |
Miscellaneous
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear. |
Jesus
Whats Jesus and a picture of Jesus got in comon? They both get hung up with nails |
Vegetarian
She was an octo-lavo vegetarian. She had to wash the carrots eight times before she ate them. |
The stupidest joke in the world.
what do u call a bucket thats color is red?
a red bucket.
what do u call a bucket thats color is green?
a red bucket painted green. |
The little girl with short skirt
A young girl wearing a short skirt was walking back home from school one day. On her way home, she saw an old man standing under a coconut tree. The old man noticed her and then walked up to the girl and said, “Will you climb up this coconut tree and pluck a coconut for me? ” The little girl replied, “Why should I?” The old man told her, ... |
The little girl with short skirt
A young girl wearing a short skirt was walking back home from school one day. On her way home, she saw an old man standing under a coconut tree. The old man noticed her and then walked up to the girl and said, “Will you climb up this coconut tree and pluck a coconut for me? ” The little girl replied, “Why should I?” The old man told her, ... |
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