Ass
ya mom got more hair on her ass then the top of her head. |
Vibrating blonde
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the vibrator?
A: It kept on chipping her teeth |
Parents alert
Parents: Be nice to your children, they choose your nursing home. |
It;s only a bug honey
This fighting couple is in front of a man and his little girl. The couple is having an argument when the wife gets so mad that she leans over with her pocket knife and cuts of the mans penis and throws it out the window. The penis flys into the other mans car and flys back off. The little girl asks "What aws that daddy?" Not wanting to say somthing... |
First Date
There was a boy over at his girlfriends house to pick her up for a date and to meet his girlfriends parents. He was sitting in the livingroom with her parents and was real nervous and he was getting gas. He accidently let one go right in front of them and her mom yelled to the dog that was sitting there "spot get over here!" he thought to himself "... |
3 strikes
A farmer and his wife were riding down the road in a carriage.The horse stumbled one mile down the road and the farmer yelled thats 1.The wife thougt why did he say thats 1.So she forgot about it. So another mile down the road the hose stumbled again. The farmer then said thats 2.The wife thought the same thing again,and then forgot. And then anoth... |
A good man
Q: What do you call a well looking sensitive man?
A: A rumor |
Fat & Skinny
Fat and skinny were in the bed fat rolled and skinny was dead.
He was a biggggggggggg person |
The Race
Two gay guys and two lesbians are in a race who wins?
The lesbians get outta there lickity-split and gays are still packin-their-shit |
Roses are red violates are blue
roses are red violates are blue i have aids and now so do you |
Roses are red violates are blue
roses are red violates are blue i have aids and now so do you |
2 words
Fuck You |
Divorce
wy are divorce so exspenzive?
becuse they are worth it |
Brunettes get back
(q)what do you ask when you see a hot guy with a blonde
(q) whos brunette boyfriend did you steal
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The divorce genie
This guy is walking down the beach . He spots an old brass lantern in the sand . He picks it up . And starts knocking the sand off .
And this genie pops out of the lantern .
And declares . I am the divorce genie .
The guy amazed but dumbfoundwed says .
What in the hell is a divorce genie .
The genie says . Wha... |
Allibi --------------bmgthegamer
husbund: Judge, jury people in the courtroom before i got married my wife was loving caring and hung onto my every word. But once we got married my wife became a raging alcholic she drove off all my friends constantly made fun of wait problem and became violent no matter where we were i went all over the house to try and get away from her aggresivn... |
Www.thisismyapology.com
http://www.thisismyapology.com
If u need to say u are sorry to someone and are ready to get your punishment in form of mad chickens go to http://www.thisismyapology.com |
Happily ever after
once upon a time there was a woman who asked a man to marry her, he said no! So she lived happily ever after. She went dancing, and shopping, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted!!!! |
No namer
life without u is like a broken pencil...... pointless |
Boyfriend
What do you do if your boyfriend is staggering around the backyard?
Shoot him again |
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