The Dick
There was a man who asked this hot girl if I win the baseball game will you fuck me |
Why Black People So Good In Basketball
why are black people so good in basketball because they RUN,SHOOT,and,STEAL |
Cricket in heave
there were two guys bob and fred they both loved cricket and would watch it when ever they could they were also really good players. one day they made a bet sayin who ever went to heaven first would come back and tell the other one if there was cricket in heaven. bob died a week latter and came back three days after his death and said to fred i hav... |
Tiger Woods
Why does Tiger Woods always wear two T-Shirts?
Because he will probably get a Hole in One |
Tiger Woods
Why does Tiger Woods always wear two T-Shirts?
Because he will probably get a Hole in One |
Quarterback
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!! :-) |
Best Joke
Q: Whats the difference between Jeff Gordan and a porcupine?
A: With Jeff Gordan the prick is inside the car. |
Bloody hockey!!
Why is hockey so bloody?...it has 3 periods |
Divers/tennis
divers do it in the deep end
tennis players have fuzy balls |
Baseball is wrong
Confuscious says .
Baseball is wrong .
Man with four balls can not walk . |
Gh
Hey your stupid |
USC Trojans
What do you call the USC Trojans offensive line? Condoms because they protect. |
Why do golfers where two pair of pants?
Why do golfers where two pair of pants?
Incase he gets a hole in one |
Blondes
what does a blonde call a basketball a a scoccer ball |
Crazy aggies
Q:how do you drive a aggie crazy? A:put him in a round room and tell him to find a corner. |
Baseball
confucious say baseball is very confusing no man with four balls can walk |
Ice Cream Team
Q:What do you call a Football team made out of Ice-Cream?
A:Aston Vannila! |
Red Sox
Q: Why does Stephen King go to Red Sox games?
A: He loves horror stories. |
Golf
a group of golfers tee off. one slices out over the trees and says to his friends. i will catch up with you. at the tee off for the next hole he hasnt appeared so they go looking for him. they find him fucking an unconscious man. what you doing they ask. he replies that the ball had knocked the chap out and he was reviving him.
no they say, ... |
Longhorn Haters
There were three boys in class and the teacher asked them what their dads did for a living.
One kid says, My dads a doctor
Another said, My dads a Dentist
And a third boy said, My dads a stripper at a gay bar.
So after class the teacher talked to the boy. She asked, Is your dad really a stipper at a g... |
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