Vegitarean
Did use hear about the vegi that died ?
There was a big Turnip !! |
What about my school
your school so poor that when you enter the school you be at the exit. |
Climcing The Tree For Money$
One day Little Sally, may i tell you who always LOVES to wear dresses came running home and with excitement told her mom, "These boys at school said they wold give me $5 to climb up the tree!"
Surprized her mom asked, "and did you do it?"
"No but if they ask tommorow i think i will!"
"Dont do it all they want to do is see your ... |
Stupid teacher!!!
the student went up to the teacher and asked him what time it was, the teacher answered... time to WORK...
the student went up o him again and said what day it was, the teacher answered... it is not a weekend and it ends in "Y"...
the student went up to the teacher again and asked himwhy he wasent answering, the teacher said that that... |
Riddle #1
What state is surrounded by the most water?
THE ANSWER:
Hawaii. All of it is surrounded by water. Most people, amazingly enough, get this one wrong. They either say Maine, Florida, Alaska, or California.
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Ha ha
go to www.allan1.piczo.com plz thanks it will make you pere your pants |
Blonde at work
Q:why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A:she thought she would being drawing blood... |
My dum teacher
every wendesday after lunch i have english with mr dunn who is dum hes wit on the bord some words not for us to spell out or corect
he got them all wrong. |
The test
a girl comes back from school and her mom says
"how was your history test go?" "not good"said the girl "why?" said the mom "because they asked me stuff that happned befor i was born" |
Spanish firemen
What were the 2 Spanish firemen called?
Jose and hose B |
Books
2 books was talking to each other so 1 book said to the other "how are u so intelligent?"
the other reply "i am a geek book u freak" |
Cherry Tree Hill
One day a teacher while taking attendance in class, realizes that three kids are missing.
One of the three was Tommy who then walked into class which prompted the teacher to ask:
"Where were you?
Tommy said, I was on cherry tree hill!
Then walked in John who was asked the same question and... |
PROSTUTE
WHAT DO U CALL A UN EMPLOYED PROSTUTE?
FINGER UP HER SKIRT!!!! |
You so dum
you so dum you stuck 2 batteries up yo but and said "i got the power"
BY Kenny battle |
Little jonny
Litttle Johnny had a atendce problom at school ...The next day Johnny was at school the teacher said johnny at the end of everyday i will ask u a qusetion and if it is right u dont have to come to school till the next monday.So the next day at 3:15 she ask him how many grans of sand are in the desert ,he said i dont know and she said see you tommro... |
School joke
how do you make yourself straight? with a ruler.
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Caculators
How do you keep a caculator from getting angry?
Dont push on its buttons!!! |
Kids need better brains..
"Hey, gimme a pencil, Tall fat bush!!" Shouts Ariel. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Screams Mrs.godonfur. "I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to that tree there behind that has a sign on it saying, 'This amazing tree makes pencils, paper, rubber, and all sorts of things!'" Replies Ariel. "No, thats what the wood is from..." Giggles Mrs.godonfur. |
Kids need better brains..
"Hey, gimme a pencil, Tall fat bush!!" Shouts Ariel. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Screams Mrs.godonfur. "I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to that tree there behind that has a sign on it saying, 'This amazing tree makes pencils, paper, rubber, and all sorts of things!'" Replies Ariel. "No, thats what the wood is from..." Giggles Mrs.godonfur. |
A*
Your armpit is so smelly your teacher gives you an A* for not putting your Hand up. |
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