Why Black People So Good In Basketball
why are black people so good in basketball because they RUN,SHOOT,and,STEAL |
The 3 stuck people
There were 3 people stuck on an 15 mile away island one was an brunete and one was a brown haired girl and the third was a blonde. The brown haired one decides to swim back so she goes first . But she drowns but the brunete thinks she made it so she goes and she drowns. Then the blonde thinks they made it so she goes and she went 10 miles and she g... |
How to make a blonde busy !!!
How to make a blonde busy ?
A) Give him/her a piece of paper that says turn over on both sides!!! |
Rashy
there was a man in the pub
and a woman walks in and sits down
the man says wats red and hairy
the woman says i dont know
and the man replies fannyrash
the woman starts laughing
so the man says do you get it
and the woman says YES |
What did the man say to other man?
lets go take a fuck |
Funniest joke ever made
(Q) what is the tallest building in rapid city (A)the library because it has so many stories |
Funniest joke ever made
(Q)whatis the tallest building in rapid rapid city (A)the library because it has so many stories |
3 guys
There was 3 guys going to the beach to see the bigest sand castle in the world.
The 1st guy went in the sand castle and heard a voice that said "I got you were I want you and now im gonna eat you" He got scared and went out and told the 2nd guy to gu in.
The 2nd guy went in and heard the voice that said "I got you wher... |
Drunk man in the bar
This drunk man walks over to the bartender and points to this beautiful blonde. He says to the bartender"Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" so every couple minutes he says "Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" later that night, he says it once more, then the bartender says"why do you say that she is a beautiful ballerina???" The d... |
My Grandmom
I go ask my gmom, can I eat in the Living Room?...sure just dont leave any crumbs...so...we eat and we leave a BIG mess, she comes in and says No one can eat in here ever again.....THE NEXT DAY.....hey gmom can I eat in the Living Room?....oh...sure why not...
So we all know old people can have a remembering problem but what ... |
Suicide
A man walks into the libary and asks the woman if they had any books on suicide.
she said..
"yes we did,but funny enough none of the people who took them never brought them back" |
Micheal jackson
how do you know when Micheal jackson is having a party?
When you see little tricycles lied up in front of his mansion.
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what do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO IF A BIRD SHITS ON YOUR CAR?
DONT ASK HER OUT AGIAN! |
Tracks
there was a blonde a red head & a burnet. they were all in the forest and the burnet goes out and comes back with a dead bear. the girls ask her how did you do that. she says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill.
then the red head goes out and comes back with a mountain lion and says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill. the blonde goes out an... |
If it is free...
Q. Why do Jews have such big noses?
A. Because air is free. |
Playing safe
Whats the best form of contraception for the elderly? Nudity. |
Who is the Hardest of them all?
A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!! |
Survey on "Blow" Jobs
In a recent survey on blow jobs, and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the silence. |
Remedy for Bird Flu
The Irish have come up with a cure for the Bird Flu.
They are going to bomb the Canary Islands! |
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