Horse
Three guys walk into a bar the bartender says I will give you three hundred dollars if you can walk in then and make this horse laugh and then cry.
The first person slammed his beer do and said I am going to do it.
Five minutes later he walks out and said that he couldn’t do it.
So the second person slams his beer ... |
Doct doctor
"doctor doctor i think im turning into a pig" said mr jones. "dont be silly thats immpossible mr jones" said the doctor. "then why am i growing a curly tail " said mr jones. "good heavens"said the doctor,"so you
are "how long has this been happening" "about a weeeeeeeeek" said mr jones!!!!! |
Doct doctor
"doctor doctor i think im turning into a pig" said mr jones. "dont be silly thats immpossible mr jones" said the doctor. "then why am i growing a curly tail " said mr jones. "good heavens"said the doctor,"so you
are "how long has this been happening" "about a weeeeeeeeek" said mr jones!!!!! |
Horse
Three guys walk into a bar the bartender says I will give you three hundred dollars if you can walk in then and make this horse laugh and then cry.
The first person slammed his beer do and said I am going to do it.
Five minutes later he walks out and said that he couldn’t do it.
So the second person slams his beer ... |
Doct doctor
"doctor doctor i think im turning into a pig" said mr jones. "dont be silly thats immpossible mr jones" said the doctor. "then why am i growing a curly tail " said mr jones. "good heavens"said the doctor,"so you
are "how long has this been happening" "about a weeeeeeeeek" said mr jones!!!!! |
Cupman
a man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.when it comes,he dumps the beer on the floor and eats only the glass.he repeats this 10 more times.then he looks at the bar tender and says "You think i am crazy dont you."the bar tender then looks at the man and says"yes.the cap is the best part!" |
Cupman
a man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.when it comes,he dumps the beer on the floor and eats only the glass.he repeats this 10 more times.then he looks at the bar tender and says "You think i am crazy dont you."the bar tender then looks at the man and says"yes.the cap is the best part!" |
Plastic Surgery
The woman inthe bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "hey, you dont need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery."
"Just rub toilet paper between them"
Startled the lady asks, "How does ... |
The Bacen Tree
Thear was a group of people on a wagon train they were low on food then suddenly out of no ware thers this jamacin man so the leader of the train got out and asced the jman wear ther was some food the jamacin answerd I donta noa but I would nota goa over thata hill the leader ascked why the jamacin said becausaon da other side there is a bacon tree... |
Rain
Did you know rain only falls on a rainy day? |
Blonde handstand
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breathe!! |
Fart so Hard
You might be a Redneck if you fart so hard your back cracks. |
I Already Did
one time there was a guy and he went to a bar, got drunk and beat up his boss. So he lost his job. the next morning he got up and asked his wife what happened so she told him that he got into a fight with his boss, so he said o well screw him, so his wife says i already did and u got your job back. |
Poor
yo_mooma_so_poor_that_when_her_friend_came_over_she_said_weres_the_bathroom_she_said_3rd_can_2_the_left |
Stupid
yo_mama_so_stupid_that_when_she_got_locked_up_in_safeway_she_starved |
Stupid
yo_mama_so_stupid_that_when_she_got_locked_up_in_safeway_she_starved |
Tounge twister
Dr suess tonuge twister.
See if you can do this read each
sentence out loud!
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
... |
Yo teeth
your teeth are so yellow that when you smile people think you are passing out urine samples. |
Rednek turkey
there were two rednecks in a store the first redneck said to the second redneck i bet i can guess how many turkeys you got in that bag. The second redneck said to the first redneck if your right i will give you both of them. So the first redneck said 5. |
Big foot
yo mama so fat she tripped over K-mart rolled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target. |
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