Talk to me
A man and a woman met at the club and hit it off so well that they ended up at her house.
So they get there and they get into the moment but he starts looking around...(her house was filthy)
So hes hitting it real good and she says "Talk dirty to me" and he says "Ok,lets talk about your living room,kitchen etc because that seems t... |
Yo moma izzzzzzzzzzz
yo moma is so fat, I cut her open and baking greece fell uot |
Yo moma is so fat
yo moma is so fat I cut her open and baking greece pored out |
Yo moma is so fat
yo moma is so fat I cut her open and baking greece poored out |
Blonde but black hair!!!!!!(and still a bolnde)
A blonde went to an appliance store and asked the employee "can i buy this tv mam" And the employee said " im sorry but we dont sell things to blondes" so the blonde went home and dyed her hair black So she went back to the store and said "mam may i buy this tv" and the employee said "we dont sell things to blondes" and the blonde said "how did yo... |
Blonde
Q.How Do You Make A Blonde Drown?
A.You Put A Scratch And Sniff Sticker At
The Bottom Of A Pool And Tell Her To Go Sniff It! |
Magical Bridge
There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a blonde, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would happen. So the next day all three of them went to the bridge. The red head went first. "I wish I was a dove!" and poof she turned into a dove. Next went the brunette. "I wish I was a dolphin!" and poof s... |
Your stayin ugly!!!
A bus of 100 ugly people crashes and they all die........
They all arrive in heaven and God says before you go in I will grant you all one wish, the first person says "I wish to be beautiful" the next does the same and the next, God gets to about the 15th person and realises the man at the back is laughing his head off, but h... |
Cross jokes
what do you get if you cross a werewolf wit some
one who makes potery?
hairy potter |
Jesus
Q. What would you say if jesus sneezed in front of you?
A. Bless you |
In love
there where two sqerls in love
they wernt maryed but in love the boy sqerl walks up to the girl and says im nuts about you. |
Redneck at a Buffet
rednecks ask for a to go box at the buffet. |
Twinkie
Yo mama is so fat, that to get her into the other room, you have to grease down the doors and put a twinkie on the other side. |
Blonde coffin
Why is a blondes coffin shaped like a Y.
Because everytime she hit her back her legs spread!!!! |
Need a breath mint
Q:What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A:A brunette with bad breath. |
Butcher joke
why did the butcher cry?
because he chopped off the wrong sausage. |
The Bet - I got $45!
LOUSY LOUSY and you are LOUSY. |
Beauty and the beast
Father leaves home for a trip and asks his daughter:-Dear, what would you like me to bring for you as a present from my trip? The daughter replies:-Bring me a beast for my sexual pleasures daddy.
Father:-But dear! I am your dad! I cannot allow you even to talk to me about this kind of things!
Daughter:-O-o-o-oK daddy. Then lets go by ... |
Beauty and the beast
Father leaves home for a trip and asks his daughter:-Dear, what would you like me to bring for you as a present from my trip? The daughter replies:-Bring me a beast for my sexual pleasures daddy.
Father:-But dear! I am your dad! I cannot allow you even to talk to me about this kind of things!
Daughter:-O-o-o-oK daddy. Then lets go by ... |
Your momam is so dame fat
your momam is so dame fat. when she dies the world well go out of orbit |
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